Male Massage Humor

If You Find This Page Irks You, Then You Take Yourself Far Too Seriously

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Sometimes in the quest of attempting to always portray ourselves as professional and legitimate male massage therapists, it is easy to get too serious and forget that we are still guys, sometimes with our own moronic sense of humor. And yes, there’s plenty of moronic massage humor for the laughing.

With that in mind, I invite you to take a step back and enjoy some of the massage humor that’s out there, keeping in mind that while some of this may appear derogatory to the profession of massage, it is, in fact, some of what we all experience, or at least what some of our clients perceive goes on in massage.

Take it for what it is--a joke—or a parody. Yes, it's supposed to be funny. Have a laugh, and then move on. Some of this borders on the edge of an adult nature. Deal with it. To be a therapist (male or female) you need to be an adult with an emotionally stable psyche to begin with. Laughing at ourselves in awkward situations is a sign of a mature coping mechanism.

Dark Humor About Deep Tissue Massage

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Click This Link to See This Very Weird Male Massage Therapist Video.

A Bizzare Advertisment To Sell a Massage Chair

Some Guys Just Won't Get A Massage From a Male or Female Therapist
Apparently They Just Like Machines

Brandon Gets a Surprise Massage
From A Male Therapist

Feel Like Female Therapists Steal All The Clients Away From Male Massage Therapists?
Maybe It's True.

A Semi-Famous Animal Massage Video
Obviously Male Animals

This Female Therapist Might Be Able To Teach Us Male Therapists A Thing Or Two About How To Handle A Client Who Wants a Full Service Massage

A Male Massage Therapist's Worst Possible Horror Story, Yet Rather Funny!

Heavy Handed Male Massage Therapists May Be Accused of Giving A Gorrila Massage
Find Out Why

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Some Female Therapists Also Give Gorilla Massages

Link Contribution By Paul Ledbrook

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